Vote Early & Vote Often

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2016 Promises to be a banner year for election coverage and feelings of disenfranchisement in the United States of America.

The Candidates

Let us examine our candidates so we can be a better-informed electorate.

The One Everyone Fears Will Win

And therefore there’s nothing in the middle. I don’t live in the middle anymore. That’s where you get slaughtered. That’s where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen. And it’s just not an option.

The One No One Else Wants

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